Macabre Gift

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• Handmade Human Anatomy Coasters
• Macabe Gifts
• Bird Skull Bookmark, goth bookmark, crow raven skull, horror macabre dark, reader writer gift, silver metal book accessory
• Sandman ~ Fan Art ~ Death of the Endless ~ Inked Watercolor ~ Gothic Illustration ~ DARK FANTASY~ Fine Art Print
• GLOSSY Psychic Snake Hands Art Print
• Creepy Money-Eating Coin Bank
• Fake Food Window Wall Decal

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This Monkey Pendant Lamp will add a lot of character to any space and I can safely say “monkey chandelier” was not on their list of gifts they were expecting. Made by the famous Lester’s Fixins, you’ll have loads of fun watching your friend try these weird drinks. For the person who loves funky earrings, check out this set of Electrical Outlet Earrings made by an artist in Colorado. Created in Japan, the Otamatone is a unique and fun synthesizer instrument toy for kids of all ages. To get a little more serious, the synthesizer is highly sensitive and capable of both making silly sounds and crafting masterful and recognizable music.

Handmade Human Anatomy Coasters

When it senses that you’ve placed a coin in front of its mouth, it will start chewing and look you in the face with its dead, plastic eyes while it does it. It’s not hard plastic either, it has a sort of skin to it. It comes with over 60 letters and spaces so they can create two lines of text. Great for practical uses like marking which recipes are which and for simply stamping funny words onto your food. The classic Bigfoot image is laser engraved by an artist in Missouri so you can feel good about the quality and that you’re supporting an American small business. This book explores the tragic lives of two young boys named Jakub and Ondrej.

Theremins are one of the weirdest and most fun instruments out there and the Theremini by Moog will allow them to bring that fun into their home and next music or video project. It’s one of the few instruments that you can enjoy playing right away and spend the time to master its use to create epic, cinematic sound. Mullet Socks are business in the front and a very hairy party in the back. Whether they’re rocking a mullet or mullets are a topic that comes up in your joking, these socks will get a real laugh from whomever you give them too.

Macabe Gifts

It’s true for everyone, but for embalmers, it’s true in a very special way… some days indeed are just draining. An original illustration, hand drawn from an electron microscope scan of Y. Pestis, and available in several colors for any and all occasions. Also, note that the t-shirt above is the “standard” tee, which has a classic fit that suits most people. For a “premium” version with a tighter, slimmer fit, go here. Class it up all you want with nice suits, fancy furniture in the reception, and dope rides, but in the end it’s a ghoulish trade.

The Necronomnomnom is a book every gamer, geek, and horror-movie-buff needs in their life. It’s a cookbook base off and written in the style of the works of H.P. These Silicone Pot Holders look just like Farfallone. This adorable Ravioli Spoon Restlooks like a plump little ravioli with an indentation in the center to contain the spoon and any dripping. Lastly, there’s a Pasta Serving Fork that looks like it’s made of spaghetti.

Bird Skull Bookmark, goth bookmark, crow raven skull, horror macabre dark, reader writer gift, silver metal book accessory

If they love these popular mints, get them this Large Tic Tac Box that is filled with smaller boxes of Tic Tacs. They’ll get a real laugh out of the reusable box and also be set for mints for a good long while. It’s a fun reveal gift to give to someone and not tell them what it is until they’re wearing it.

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Some people find this straight-up gross and others find it strangely satisfying. Normal pimple popping toys are gross enough but this one is a tongue so it’s for the really oddballs on your list. The best gift of all for your weird friend? This funny “Stay Weird” shirt is perfect for anyone who is a champion of the weird.

We all have that friend or family member who isn't interested in a flower-scented candle, football jersey, lotion set, or other "normal" gifts. If they enjoy unique garden gnomes or statues, you can’t get much more unexpected than this Banana Duck. Some artist decided, “Yes,” and now we have this iconic garden statue. It’s available in large (22.5 inches tall) and small (5.5 inches tall).

Sandman ~ Fan Art ~ Death of the Endless ~ Inked Watercolor ~ Gothic Illustration ~ DARK FANTASY~ Fine Art Print

Morbid flea markets and bone collectors are more popular than ever so if the person you’re buying for is fascinated by taxidermy and death, buy them a heart. Thinking aboutHuman Centipede doesn’t especially make me thirsty, but if your friend is really into horror movies, they might love this Human Centipede Tumbler. If you have a friend who loves Nick Cage, or just appreciates his weird energy, then this throw pillow will be perfectly at home on their couch while they watch Face Off. The pillow is available in a variety of sizes to suit your budget.

It even has a nose guard area printed to look like a cat nose complete with whiskers. Weirdos like us often need some space from the norms outside and this is the perfect mug for the weirdo in your life. The design is on both sides and the mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe. These “killer plants” are the perfect gift for someone with a dark worldview, or for anyone who just wants a natural way to get rid of pests in their home. When it comes to weird stories, Lovecraft is king.

Gothic, Macabre, Psychedelic, Trippy

These Prank Gift Boxes are the best of both worlds. Prank Pack has a whole range of hilarious packaging for fake products that you can fill with your real gift. You can make your friends’ eyes go wide with panic but still get them what they want. Macabre Mercantile is a purveyor of the decadent and chic where gothic style meets classy horror. Perfect gift idea for Goths and lovers of the macabre. “People are dying to work with me.” This is quite literally true.

When I put it like that, it sounds extremely weird. With carnivorous plants, they’ll get a chance to get to know these weird plants up close and personal. The three most popular are the Pitcher Plant, theSundew, and the infamous Venus Flytrap. You can often get these together as a Collection but that’s been hard to keep in stock. I would bet no one else on their block as a mossy clock.

It’s filled with illustrations of Keanu Reeves daydreams, romantic situations, and photos with lots of intense Keanu eye contact that they can color and moon over. This fleece blanket from CafePress measures at 60 inches by 50 inches so it’s plenty big enough to share. Actually, these vases were featured in my How to Build a Sex Room post.

We custom etched this mug for a funeral director gift, and they loved it. A wall-mounted beer opener complete with magnetic cap catcher, mortician-style. If this is the right idea but wrong, ahem, execution, try one of these personalized bottle openerswhich come in an array of less coffin-y designs. Ed’s Neckties is akillerbow & necktie shop. Each tie is handcrafted, and there are more than a few skull options plus a wide range of paisley, sports, holiday, animal, and other fun themes. People who become funeral directors or morticians can tend towards an interest in all things macabre.